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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, March 11 Does your daylight savings time start today? Check your computer time. It will be right. Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 Calling a nurse he knew after midnight, John said, "I really am sorry to call you so late at night, but I have, well, an erection that just won't subside and it occurred to me that you might know what to do with it." "It's pretty late for a housecall," she said, "so I suggest you take a long cold shower. If that doesn't succeed in reducing the swelling, though, use it to dial me again." ------- I guess that was in the days of rotary dial phones, without speed dial buttons. Poor guy! =====================================================
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