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 Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, March 1 Six years ago today I told DearWebby, if he can quit smoking, so can I. He did. I did. And ya know, standing downwind from smokers is disgusting now. Not just the awful smell, but mostly thinking about how many years I used to produce that stench. Sorry Folks! I will never smoke again. Enjoy! Ophelia 
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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 GUY 1: I'm in serious trouble. I was arrested this morning urinating in the shower. GUY 2: That's kind of gross but I don't think there's any law against it. GUY 1: I didn't think it was a big deal either but those people at Home Depot are real hot heads. Bill's wife asked him to go to the video store and get 'Scent of a Woman' the other day. She hit hit him over the head when he came back with a 'Fish Called Wanda' =====================================================   
 
 
  
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