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Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version:
The visiting American was quite upset by his sudden drop in popularity. During his first two weeks in England, he had been invited everywhere, feted and entertained. Now, quite suddenly, his phone no longer jingled and no invitations crowded his mailbox. Perplexed, he called his friend, Reginald. "Reggie, you can speak frankly ith me, what's happened? I'm being virtually ostracized." "Well, old boy," Reggie replied, "you'll remember that fox hunt you went on last weekend? Here in England it's customary to cry 'Tally-ho!' when you sight the fox--not, I'm afraid, "There's the little son of a bitch!" ======================================================
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