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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 7 Anyone who's ever been to a "teaching hospital" knows to expect a group of students to descend upon them at any time. At one such hospital, in the recovery room, a bunch of students gathered around a beautiful blonde who, even in a gown, was obviously very well endowed, indeed. Recovery is an excellent place for student doctors to become familiar with variations in heartbeats, while the body comes back to normal from the operation and the anesthesia, by using a simple stethoscope. The first student approached the patient calmly and proceeded to listen intently. The group was silent as he did so. The woman hesitated, then looked sympathetically into the eyes of the doctor-to- be. Then she moved the pick-up from between her boobs to the top of the left one, and the ear piece to his ears. ___________________________________________________
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