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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, June 24 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where she hasn't had good sex for over a year and is considering divorce. After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he gets home. When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at him, he says "Baby, get upstairs to the bedroom". She can't believe it... at last he's going to pay her a bit of attention. They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. "Now darling do a hand-stand against the full length mirror on the wall" "Hmmm," she thinks "KINKY... I like it." She does the hand-stand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his chin on her privates. "The boys down the pub were right," he says, "A Goatee WOULD look good on me!" Shortly afterward he had an intimate encounter with a cast iron frying pan and a rolling pin, just before flying down the stairs. The flying was not too bad, but the landing was rough. =====================================================
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