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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, June 20 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 Once upon a time a guy was talking with his girlfriend and she invited him over to dinner the next night. He graciously accepted and then she proclaimed after this big event she would make love to him. So before dinnertime, he was out getting a golf lesson at the club, but he couldn't concentrate at all. The pro asked him what was on his mind. So he told him that his girlfriend wanted to make love with him tonight. The pro was excited for the young man, and instead of giving him golf lessons he gave him lessons on making love. He taught him everything and by the end of the lesson he was an expert. So later that night the boy arrived at his girlfriends' house. They sat down for dinner and the girl said grace. The boyfriend just kept his head down. Finally after 20 minutes the girlfriend whispered "I never knew you were so religious", and the boy responded, "I never knew your dad was a golf pro." =====================================================
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