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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, June 18 Today is Father's Day! Happy Fathers Day! >From Tom Thank you for that "beautiful" joke. It brought back memories and smiles. We first heard that while we were on our honeymoon in the upper Catskills in NY State back in Sept 1962 We were siting in the dining room and one of the other honeymooners told that. Broke everyone up laughing !! Have a great weekend. tom :-) Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ "Momma," said the young bride-to-be, "there's something I've been meaning to ask you." "Yes, I know dear," responded the Mother lovingly, "and I've been waiting. Shortly you will discover all the joys of love with your husband. First, let me explain..." "Ma ! Wait !" said the girl. "I already know all about makin' love & all, I just want to know how to make lasagna like you do." =====================================================
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