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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, June 16 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 Grandma Levy, always a regular synagogue member had finally talked her cousin, a woman who had lived a riotous, free life, into joining the Temple. "Tell me Rabbi," the old lady asked, "Do you feel that my cousin will have her sins forgiven after all those years?" "Yes I do. I'm positive of it. You must remember that the greater the number of sins, the greater the glory." "Really Rabbi?" the old lady replied thoughtfully. "I sure do wish I'd known that fifty years ago." =====================================================
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