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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, June 10 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued.... and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. The blond drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say: "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, with Bill Clinton on sax, began to play. =====================================================
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