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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, July 8 Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Doug has the typical observant wife. One evening after dinner, she handed him a bottle of Rogaine hair restorer. Doug told her while he was indeed starting to thin out some, he didn't really think he needed hair restorer yet. She said, "Oh. It's not for you, it's for your secretary, she seems to be losing quite a bit of her hair on your underwear." =====================================================
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