NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, July 6 (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ TOP 10 SIGNS YOU HIRED THE WRONG KID TO MOW YOUR LAWN 10. He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag 9. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of 13 cats 8. Stops frequently to nap inside the grass-catcher 7. Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his head 6. You notice him shoving the last of his clothes into the mulcher 5. He's fascinated by the details of you home security system 4. Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings 3. Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus 2. Turns a goat loose and says he'll be back in three weeks 1. No toes --------- I wear steel toe boots and a hard hat even on my riding mower. Hearing protection and safety goggles too. I am still lusting for a brush cage to get further in between bushes and shrubs without knocking my hat or goggles off. Maybe next year... =====================================================
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