Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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 Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, July 24 Rain is forecast for the middle of next month. Until then lawn mowing is on hold. With the water prices in effect, nobody is watering their lawns except the town, and they have their own crews for mowing. That, unfortunately, leaves me out. I am hungry enough that I started cleaning BBQs and kitchen stoves and washrooms. Sure would appreciate it if you could get me some new subscribers! Enjoy! Ophelia 
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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 I called the local newspaper's classified section to complain about an ad I'd placed. It was obvious the person who took my information had never spent any time on a farm. "I said 'ewes,'" I argued. "Pardon?" replied the operator. "Ewes. E W E S. It makes a difference to some people." The ad that they had placed read: "Sheep for sale - USED." =====================================================   
 
 
  Look ma no hands! Form OZ, where they have plenty of snow 
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