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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, July 20 Tomorrow DearWebby has to go to Calgary for injections into his eyeballs. That means no newsletters on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Monday I'll be back. Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better than you Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: Giving the birds & bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way ugly: She makes more money than you do Good: You're son is dating someone new Bad: It's another man Ugly: He's your best friend Good: You're wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. ====================================================== ======================================================
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