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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, July 19 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 7 When the Sheiks' oil fields dried up, he realized he would have to cut back on expenses quickly. As much as he hated to, he knew he would have to give-up most of his harem. He decided to find out which ones performed best in all aspects of sex and retain just those few. Nite after nite the "contest" was held. Then one of the younger girls performed such outstanding oral sex on him, he knew she was one of the chosen. "Tell me," he said, "what is the secret of your fabulous technique?" "What I did, O Sovereign of the Sands, was to suck on ice cubes prior to our session." replied the girl. "You see, my Mother told me that in most cases, the cooler head always prevails." _______________________________________
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