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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 8 >From Bill Back about 1962 when I had just started driving tank trucks, me and my instructor each drove separate trucks. One night as we were returning to our delivery area, we were hauling road oil, we stopped for coffee at an old truck stop along old route 66 in south central Illinois. As we drank our coffee out side the restaurant, two guys came along with a large male raccoon. My instructor asked what they were going to with it and they said "we don't know" my buddy said you want to see something funny, and they said sure, so my buddy gets an old gym bag out of his truck, dumps his stuff out of it, borrows a pair of gloves and stuffs that mad raccoon into the bag and zips it shut. The next move was to take the bag set it alongside the main highway and run back to the station parking lot. Just as planned an old turquoise plaza Plymouth screeches to a stop, a long black arm reaches out and snags the bag. Off they go with a cloud of blue smoke following them. About the time the car gets to sixty, more blue smoke from sliding tires, the doors fly open and everybody bails out and they are looking back. Pretty soon that nasty raccoon comes ambling out of the car, and everybody in the parking lot is almost on the ground laughing. Well worth the loss of an old gym bag. -------- I miss Route 66! Can't afford to travel now, but I still miss Route 66. ___________________________________________________
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