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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 Our instructor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast or testicles when a female student asked another male student and me if we ever got an erection while we did self -examination of our testicles. We answered that it was possible that we had. You know, you don't really want everyone to know when you get aroused. She then asked, "What do you do about it?" We said in unison, "Nothing, why?" She then said, "You mean you go around with a hard penis all day?" We said no way! She then states, "You mean a man's penis will go down without having an orgasm?" We both said yes, sure. At which time she says, "I'm going to kill my husband!" =====================================================
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