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 Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, July 13 Rain in the morning. I don`t like mowing wet grass. It clumps up and is a nuisance. Hopefully it will soon will be dry again. Enjoy! Ophelia 
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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 3 The old professor goes to see a psychiatrist to complain about his oversexed wife. The old professor confides to the shrink, "Mrs. Professor will stop at nothing to satisfy her lustful, kinky desires and bottomless sexual cravings. What can I do?" The psychiatrist says, "Please tell Mrs. Professor I'd like her to make an appointment with me immediately." =====================================================   
 
 
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