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 Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, July 1 Happy Canada Day! Because the Vikings colonized Newfoundland huindreds of years before Columbus bumped into the Caribbean islands, we celebrate Canada Day on July 1. 150 years ago Canada became an independent nation. 50 years ago Canada became a metric nation. So our fireworks are 3 days before july 4. Enjoy! Ophelia 
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