Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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 Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, January 26 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  Today the old fart is in Calgary getting poked in the eyes with sharp needles. So, Saturday, Sunday and Monday you will have a vacation, because DearWebby has won`t send anything out. So I won`t be asking for a donation or a vote on those days. You won`t have to feel guilty. Yeah, I know, you don`t anyway. So, enjoy your vacation! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade 
 ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you can receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.  Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 1 Dave had just returned from his honeymoon and was settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night the landlady met Dave in the hallway and said, "I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your new bride would like to have them?" "I'll ask her," Dave responded. He opened the door to his apartment and called out, "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?" "No way!!," his bride retorted, "If you show me one more trick with that thing, I'm going home to my Mother!" =====================================================   
 
  
  
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