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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 My wife and I and our three-year-old daughter Carrie were visiting friends who had a newborn child. When the infant began to cry, the mother started up the stairs to the nursery and asked Carrie if she'd like to help. Thrilled, Carrie followed, and after a few minutes, the crying stopped. Suddenly, we heard the baby start crying again, even more loudly than before. Soon Carrie appeared at the foot of the stairs and said proudly, "Daddy, I helded the baby!" As an English professor, I couldn't help saying, "That's nice, Carrie, but what's the past tense of 'hold'?" She paused for a moment, looked down at the carpet, and in a soft voice responded, "Dropped?" =====================================================
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