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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 6 Two men were overheard talking about the infidelities of an office Romeo. "I don't know how he gets away with it," said one fellow. "The only thing I've ever done behind my wife's back is to zip her up." Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and, perhaps, try using lubrication. A blond guy was overheard to say at the hospital... "My wife just delivered twins..." "So? You should be happy! Why are you so angry?" "I want to know which Son Of Bitch is the father of the second kid!" A man is out with his rowboat when suddenly a passing speed boat raises huge waves and the mans oars fall overboard! He is stranded out in the middle of the lake! After about 2 hours he sees another row boat going by with a man and two women in it! The first man yells "Hey buddy...can I borrow one of your oars??" The other man yells back "They're not whores...they're my sisters. =====================================================   
 
 
  
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