Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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 Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, February 11 Still a beautiful and HUGE moon out. Plenty of light for snow shoveling. Enjoy! Ophelia 
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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 1 There was a major sale at Victoria's Secret and the guy wanted to get his girl some really sexy lingerie. The store was packed with women for this big sale and before he knew it, he was pushed and shoved by frantic women all trying to get at the merchandise. He remained calm for as long as he could, then bowed his head and pushed hard and effectively and plowed through the crowd of women. " Hey you!" an angry female voice yelled out at him, "Try acting like a gentleman!" "That's what I have been doing," He retorted, "But since that isn't working in here, I'm gonna now act like you unlady like females!" =====================================================   
 
 
  
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