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 Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, February 10 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  Welcome to the good list, Ronald! I am working late. Beautiful full moon and warm Chinook eating snow. Hard packed snow turns to ice in the warm wind and has to be removed before anybody falls on their head or busts a tail bone. That causes pain for a lot longer. Is THAT where the real brains are? After a quick coffee and jam sandwich I'll be out enjoying the moonshine again, shoveling and scraping. Don't worry, I am wearing elbow pads and a fairly substantial long vest covering my butt. Enjoy! Ophelia 
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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ Loretta lowered her lashes and whispered, "Kiss me goodnight." So Bob kissed her on the navel. "Why did you do it there?" she asked with surprise. "Oh," he answered, "I wanted to see what you'd open first...your eyes or your legs." =====================================================   
 
 
  
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