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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, February 20 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 8 A COLLEGE PRAYER Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pity me at all, Just lay my bones in the study hall. Tell my prof I did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take. ___________________________________________________
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