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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, February 19 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 8 Pauly, Maury, and Jimm were three really close friends and, by the strangest of coincidences, all decided to get married on the same day. It turned out that they had all chosen the same resort for this round's honeymoon. So... there they were in one of the resort's bars after their dinner on the first night of the honeymoon. Before retiring to be with their new wives, they made a pact to reveal to each other the next morning how their first honeymoon night had gone. They were to say "Mornin'"-- in order not to embarrass their new wives-- for each time they made love in the night. The next morning, all three couples met for breakfast: "Mornin', good mornin', great mornin', ain't it?" said Jimm. Maury followed: "Mornin', mornin', I just love this morning." Pauly, probably the oldest of the bunch, looked a bit disgruntled and said, "Hi, guys." ___________________________________________________
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