NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, February 15 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!(`v) Ophelia Well, John, what did you get for Valentines Day? A fan wanted to be nice and click me $10 with PayPal. But his PayPal had been used by "She, Who must be Obeyed", and was empty. So instead, he wants me to feel sorry for him. Well, it does not have to be Valentines Day. You can make my day any day of the year by leaving a tip. Today Dear Webby hase to go to Calgary for injections into his eyeballs. That means there won't be a News Letters on Saturday, Sunday or Monday. You get a vacation! Renew / Upgrade
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