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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, February 14 Happy Valentines Day! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 Q: Why does the French flag have Velcro? A: So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war. Q: What is a citizen of Paris called? A: A Parasite. Q: Why does Nike like the French Army? A: Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes. Q: What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training? A: How to surrender in at least 10 languages. =====================================================
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