Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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 Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, December 8 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  Enjoy! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade 
 ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you can receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.  Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 The waitress was waiting about as patiently as could be expected while the guy was slowly going over the breakfast menu. Being a smart ass, he said to the other guys in the booth, and loud enough for her to overhear, "I usually never return to a restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs is a match in size for my own." The waitress gave him a disgusted look and commented, "In that case, maybe you should be looking at the children's menu." =====================================================   
 
  
  
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