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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, December 30 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 1 Every time the U.S. Cavalry major rode through the camp of the recently subjected Indian tribe, he'd deliberately wave to the old chief. And the latter would reply by giving him the finger, in the usual vertical manner, and then turning his hand so that the same digit stuck out horizontally. After a few weeks of this, the major's curiosity got the better of him; so he rode over after one such exchange and said, "Look, Chief, I know what it means when you give me the finger straight up, but what the hell does it mean when you also give it to me sideways?" "It means," grunted the chief, "that I don't like your horse, either!" =====================================================
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