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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, December 17 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 An English major was being released from prison. The nice looking female clerk was about to give him the $100.00 they give to all released prisoners. Since the inmate had not had female attention for a long time, he suggested that she could keep the money if she would have sex with him. He was immediately rearrested and thrown back into jail. Everybody knows you should never end a sentence with a proposition. =====================================================
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