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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, December 1 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!December first! Time to start panicking. Make your list of who gets a Christmas card, Who gets a black garbage bag folded up small with "Happy Generic Holiday" painted on it? A list of who gets a gift. Just make the lists for now. Next week start thinking about what kind of gifts. Enjoy! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
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