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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, December 31 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 7 The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground. The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground. As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate the pilot on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight. "Those aren't midgets," the pilot replied. Those are politicians with all the shit scared out of them!" _____________________________________________
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