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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 Two Italian nuns are riding their rickety old bikes down the back streets of Rome late one afternoon. As it turns dusk, the increasing darkness starts making one of the nuns a little nervous. She leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come this way before." The other nun replies, "It's the cobblestones." =====================================================
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