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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, December 11 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Thank you, Thomas !! (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 8 An American tourist in France found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find anyplace to relieve himself. So he just went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Before he could even get unzipped a French police office asked, "Hey, what are you doing?" "I gotta piss, man." "You can't piss here. Look, follow me." The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, whiz away." The American shrugs, turns, unzips, and starts right on the flowers. "Ahhh. Whew. Thanks. This is very nice of you. Is this French courtesy?" "No. This is the American Embassy." ______________________________________________________
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