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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, August 7 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 3 Joe had been quite the ladies man and player all his life, but now that he was getting up there in age, his doctor was getting concerned about him. "Joe," advised the doctor, "I can add 15 more years to your life if you will just quit your old routine of wine, women, and song." Joe thought for a few minutes, then said, "Tell you what doc, I'll settle for five more years and just give up singing." =====================================================
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