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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, August 29 Enjoy! Ophelia
Thanks for voting for me!
Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Thanks for voting for me!
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 AOL: America Online, this is Sue speaking. Caller: Hi, I have some questions about American Online before I join. AOL: Okay, ma'am, what's your question? Caller: Well, some of my friends who have AOL say they get something called "cybersex"... does this cost extra? AOL: (quiet laugh in the background) Well ma'am... I don't know how to explain this, but cybersex is not part of America Online. Caller: Oh really? My friends said they got it from AOL. AOL: Well it's something members typically do when they go to a chat room. Caller: Hmmmm...I don't understand, what is cybersex?? AOL: I'm sorry, I really don't know how to explain it. Caller: Hmmm..well, have you ever had cybersex? AOL: Ma'am, I don't think that's an appropriate question to be asking me. Is there anything else you need? Caller: Sorry, like I said I don't even know what it is. AOL: That's okay ma'am, anything else? Caller: Yes, I have one more question. AOL: Go ahead... Caller: What are you wearing? AOL: (To get the number for AOL support, you have to be a member of AOL) =====================================================
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