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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, August 20 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 8 A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You don't have the right to remain silent and anything you say will be held against you. You have the right to have an attorney at the divorce. You may kiss the bridal." =====================================================
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