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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, April 9 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 >From Harvey A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra. That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, and other similar injuries. Actually, I can vouch for that. I got injured today while trying to undo a woman's bra. When I undid the woman in front of me in the checkout line, she turned and hit me with a bag of frozen peas. =====================================================
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