Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
		Subscribe

 Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, April 5 Enjoy! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade 
 ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you can receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.  Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 The budget-minded women was always clipping coupons in the young, lean years when she was first married, and even kept detailed records of how much money she saved. One of her first jobs way back then was running the cash register at the local drugstore. One day, she had a self-conscious young man approach the counter to buy some condoms. She noticed a dollar-off coupon on the box and asked him if he'd like to use it, adding that she and her husband had saved over $400 redeeming coupons last year. The stunned young man replied, "On these?!" =====================================================   
 
  
  
 Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia  ====================================================== 

If you like my work, Please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online!

[email protected]	If you like my work, please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please help me stay online!
Please subscribe a friend to the Ophelia Dingbatter News Don't worry, they will get a confirmation request. Unless they confirm, their subscription will not be completed..
Guaranteed Privacy! Names and addresses will never be sold or transferred to anybody.