NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you can receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 1 A drunk advised the clerk that he wanted to buy a bra for his wife. The Clerk said, "Here are several styles to choose from, sir." Drunk: "This one will do the job!" Clerk: "Do you know the size that your wife requires,sir?" Drunk: "7-1/2 Clerk: "I'm sorry, sir, but bras are not made in that size. Here is a standard listing of manufacturer's sizes. Perhaps you can pick from those." Drunk: "7-1/2." Clerk: "There is some mistake. Let me bring in our buyer to help." Drunk: "Measured it myself! Size is 7 1/2!!" Clerk: "But, sir--" Drunk: "7-1/2, Goddammit!!!" Clerk: "Perhaps you can tell me how you measured? What did you use?" Drunk: "My hat!" =====================================================
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