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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, April 12 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 A blonde woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her breasts, and her crotch. After doing this a for a number of aisles a store clerk approaches her and ask if she is having a problem. She shakes her head and say "no." Perplexed he asks why she stops at each aisle and touches her head, ears, breasts, and crotch. "Oh" say the blonde, "I'm just trying to remember my grocery list." Puzzeled, he asks for an explanation, so she goes thru the motions again. She touches her head and says, "Head of lettuce." Ears. "Two ears of corn." Breasts. "Two chicken breasts." Crotch: "Fantastic." =====================================================
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