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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, January 9 Tomorow, Friday, DearWebby has to go to Calgary for injections into his eyeballs. He goes to Southern Calgary. I am in the North and busy shoveling snow. Barb, his former secretary will drive him. He won't be using his Braille readers to check my bra. He won't be sending out ANY newsletters or emails on Saturday, Sunday or Monday. He is hoping the good, used Refurb computer, that he ordered to replace the dying klunker, will arrive by Monday. Don't be surprised if he takes an extra day to set it up and try to salvage what he can from the klunker. (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 6 If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it! =====================================================
Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
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