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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, June 11 (`v) Ophelia Dear Ophelia I have been a subscriber for a very long time. Originally I subscribed because an officer in my company showed me your newsletter on a Friday. I read every word. Some of your jokes were a bit too raunchy for me, but the red part on top got me to subscribe. Instantly. When did you start that? Major Gutz Dear Major Gutz Dear Webby, my teacher and mentor started that in 2002, when the first Marines got killed while hunting for Bin Laden. I am proud to say, I have not missed a single Friday. Pleaser give my regards to all of your fighters. Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ >From Bill My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her." "He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?" "No, that's not what made her the maddest." "It's not?" "No, she got mad when he reached in the window and closed the curtains." ___________________________________________________
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