Item one: God, are these people venal and stupid |
Thursday night on his MSNBC show, Chris Hayes offered up a provocative thesis for why the House Republicans appear to be ready to shut down the government. Yes, there’s their general raging hatred of government and desire to blow the place up. But there is also, Hayes noted, a very specific reason: It’s an attempt to spare Donald Trump from prosecution. This isn’t coming out of Hayes’s head. No, it’s coming out of Trump’s head. He “truthed” the other day on Truth Social: “A very important deadline is approaching at the end of the month. Republicans in Congress can and must defund all aspects of Crooked Joe Biden’s weaponized Government that refuses to close the Border, and treats half the Country as Enemies of the State.” Where do I start? First of all, there’s the usual fascist projection. This is Trump telling us what he plans to do in a second term. He will weaponize the government, close the border, and treat half the country as enemies of the state. He’s basically told us as much already. He did close the border for a while back in 2020 when the pandemic hit. That was a decent excuse (several countries closed borders for a time). If there’s a next time, he won’t need an excuse, he’ll just do it. And as for treating half the country as enemies, he basically signals that in every speech he gives. |
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Second, it’s blatantly unethical if not outright illegal. Once a prosecutor has brought charges, you can’t just defund his office because you don’t like what he’s done. But there are no rules anymore with Republicans, who are proving the point in Wisconsin, where they’re trying to oust a recently elected liberal state Supreme Court justice because they don’t like the fact that she appears likely to rule against them on a gerrymandering case, which would mean they couldn’t rig the state House and Senate the way they’ve been doing for years. We’ve now reached the point where if they don’t like outcomes or possible outcomes, they just seek whatever means they can to cancel them. But third … well, here’s the thing. And this is hilarious. A government shutdown would not end the four Trump prosecutions! Two of them, of course, are being undertaken at the state level, in New York and Georgia, so Congress has no power over those at all. And the two federal ones, both led by Jack Smith, one in Washington, D.C., and one in Florida, are protected from any shutdown. In the past, reports NBC News, federal criminal matters have been exempted from government shutdowns. A Justice Department memo from 2021—long before Trump was indicted anywhere, so presumably written not with him specifically in mind—states that in the event of a shutdown, “criminal litigation will continue without interruption as an activity essential to the safety of human life and the protection of property.” Bozos. Of course, that’s just departmental policy, not a law, so Republicans are looking for ways around it. Representative Andy Clyde—the guy who called January 6 a “normal tourist visit”—is seeking to add amendments to the appropriations bill to remove all federal funding from all three prosecutors (Smith, Fani Willis, and Alvin Bragg). Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene want to defund Smith. And Jim Jordan (of course) wants legislation dictating that the department can’t spend money on “politically sensitive” investigations. Can these people possibly get more corrupt? (Don’t answer that.) But this is what happens when reality is turned on its head. Trump has created a “reality” that is the direct opposite of real reality. In real reality, ample evidence exists to suggest that Trump committed serious crimes, and he tried, right in front of our eyes, to lead a violent coup against the United States. But in Trump reality, it’s all McCarthyism. It’s not even clear that Trump actually believes this. He says it. But who knows what he believes? He has lied so regularly for so many years about so many things, and so frequently contradicts himself, that his brain doesn’t even hold what you and I normally think of as beliefs. So with respect to him, who knows. But with respect to Republicans, I think we know. Very few of them believe this garbage. As Mitt Romney told McKay Coppins recently, GOP senators regularly criticized Trump behind his back and once “burst into laughter” after he left the room. The House is more extreme than the Senate, so maybe a dozen of them really believe Trump’s narrative. But most don’t. And yet they say it and say it and say it, with conviction. Let’s remember the bigger picture here when it comes to a government shutdown. It hurts people. It hurts the economy. But it hurts people and communities who count on the government to be doing the things it says it will do. Those people are Republicans and independents as well as Democrats. Republicans don’t care. And let’s remember the bigger picture with respect to democracy. When one of two political parties is led by people who either (a) genuinely believe a fascist interpretation of reality or (b) don’t, but pretend to out of fear of a strongman and his well-armed followers … well, if that party takes power, democracy is kaput. We’ll find out soon enough how much of the country cares. |
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Item two: Rupert’s “retirement” |
So Rupert Murdoch says he’s “retiring” and handing it over to Lachlan, who is of course no improvement—he wanted Tucker Carlson to run for president, according to Michael Wolff’s new book. Has anyone done more damage to the United States—to the world—than Rupert Murdoch? I’m being serious. I credit him with knowing how to use his influence, of course. But I seriously can’t think of a single human being in the last 50 years whose impact on the world has been more malignant than his. I guess a few mass-murdering dictators or warlords, but even then, it’s a close call. It’s not just the toxic right-wing politics he’s helped spread across the globe. Nor just the lies and dishonesty, as practiced by his News of the World in the phone-hacking scandal. The third part of the Murdoch trifecta of evil, overlooked completely these days, is the concentration of media that he played such a part in precipitating. I remember a quaint time when Murdoch owned the New York Post, New York magazine, and The Village Voice—and Time magazine fretted over this utterly terrifying concentration of media power. Can you imagine? When the media came to life in the early-to-mid twentieth century, it seemed obvious to everyone involved that its ownership needed to be diverse to ensure a range of viewpoints and to take care that no single person owned too many media properties, because that would be bad for democracy. That went out the window starting in the 1980s. It was mostly Republicans’ doing, but not entirely. I remember well when Murdoch sought a waiver to repurchase the New York Post in 1993. He’d sold it at one point, and then he’d bought a local New York television station, and one person was not at that point in time supposed to own a newspaper and a TV station in one market. The Post was in extremis at that moment and might have closed. Mario Cuomo, New York’s Democratic governor who’d been utterly slimed by Murdoch’s Post back in a 1977 mayoral race, went to bat for him. And Bill Clinton’s FCC granted the waiver. And we were off to the oligopolistic races. So when you’re thinking about Murdoch’s cancerous legacy, be sure to remember this part of it. |
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Item three: How did God make a wonder like Josh Shapiro? |
Jamie Raskin is still my favorite politician, and you’ll see why if you read this profile I wrote of him a while back. But Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro keeps making a case. His amazing redefinition of freedom. His reopening I-95 in less than two weeks. His just-announced automatic voter registration law, which registers eligible Pennsylvanians to vote when they are getting their driver’s licenses or ID cards. And now he has talked a little smack on CNN for giving too much airtime to right-wing lies. He was on CNN this week to promote the new voting law when one of the anchors asked him about some bullshit lie Stephen Miller said. The host kept pressing him to respond to Miller. Shapiro said: |
“Phil, respectfully, I think you are just giving their lies too much oxygen. Here is what I know happened in Pennsylvania. Not only did I defeat them in court 40 times, not only did we prove that many of their lawyers lied in court and their licenses were stripped away from them because they lied, including Rudy Giuliani, but I put together a coalition of Democrats, Republicans and independents in the 2022 election who said no to extremism, no to lies, and elected me the governor because they wanted me to be able to ensure the continuation of free and fair, safe and secure elections here in the commonwealth. This builds on that work we have done. Voter participation is central to our democracy. And those who are standing up trying to make it harder for people to vote, that’s anti-democratic. That’s anti-freedom. And that is not how we do things here in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.” |
Boom. Keep an eye on this guy, I’m telling you. |
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Last week’s quiz: In the mood … taking you back to the music of the Big Band era, which everyone should know a little bit about, come on. |
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1. This bandleader and his jazz orchestra debuted George Gershwin’s masterpiece “Rhapsody in Blue” in New York in 1924: |
A. Duke Ellington B. Fletcher Henderson C. Elihu Root D. Paul Whiteman |
Answer: D, Paul Whiteman. They played it so fast, as if the whole orchestra had just done a pound of blow. Elihu Root was of course a senator. |
2. This big Glenn Miller Band hit had one lyric—the phone number people had to dial to reserve a table to see the band play at its regular Manhattan venue. What was that number? |
A. LEnox8-8888 B. PEnnsylvania6-5000 C. PLaza5-4321 D. CArnegie9-3000 |
Answer: B, PEnnsylvania6-5000. The hotel where the band played was the Statler Hilton, across Seventh Avenue from the glorious old Penn Station. They’re just now tearing the hotel down, from what I saw on my last trip there. |
3. With whose Big Band did a young Frank Sinatra sing? |
A. Artie Shaw B. Tommy Dorsey C. Jimmy Dorsey D. Benny Goodman |
Answer: B, Tommy Dorsey. If you missed this one, I can’t help you. |
4. Match the hit to the band. |
“Take the A Train” “Chattanooga Choo Choo” “Begin the Beguine” “Sentimental Journey” |
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Les Brown and His Band of Renown The Artie Shaw Orchestra Duke Ellington and His Orchestra The Glenn Miller Band |
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Answer: “A Train,” Sir Duke; “Chattanooga,” Glenn Miller; “Beguine,” Artie Shaw; “Journey,” Les Brown. The beguine is a dance, by the way, a kind of slow rhumba. |
5. Big Band music kept Americans’ spirits elevated during World War II. In the Glenn Miller–Andrews Sisters megahit of 1942, what did the enlisted soldier warn his girlfriend not to do with anyone else but him “’til I come marching home”? |
A. Go off to the movie show B. Go down to the Jersey shore C. Sit under the apple tree D. Go makin’ eyes under moonlit skies |
Answer: C, sit under the apple tree. I never gave it any thought until I wrote this quiz, but it’s a little odd that the lyrics are clearly the soldier speaking to his gal, and yet it’s the Andrews Sisters who sing the lyric. A little early gender-bending. |
6. There were many famous women Big Band singers, like the aforementioned Andrews Sisters, Doris Day, Ella Fitzgerald, and many more. Who below was not among the female leads who were stars then but are less remembered today? |
A. Jo Stafford B. Gene Tierney C. Kay Starr D. Helen O’Connell |
Answer: B, Gene Tierney. She was a vixenesque movie star. Go watch Laura or, if you dare, Leave Her to Heaven, where she plays one of American moviedom’s most, uh, fascinating characters ever. |
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This week’s quiz: Mamma Mia! No, it’s not about Abba. We’re talking Italian cuisine. |
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1. What is the etymological root of the word pasta? |
A. Greek for dough B. Arabic for bread C. Persian for filling D. Latin for paste |
2. Match these pasta types to their descriptions. |
Bucatini Orecchiette Ditalini Mafaldine |
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Long and narrow with ruffled edges Long and thick, hollow inside Shaped like small bowls or little ears Small, short tubes with no grooves |
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3. In Caravaggio’s Still Life With Fruit on a Stone Ledge (circa 1610), which of the following fruits is not depicted? |
A. Watermelon B. Figs C. Papaya D. Grapes |
4. Parmigiano Reggiano cheese is made pretty much the same way today that it’s been made for centuries. Authentic Parmigiano Reggiano can come from only two regions, Parma and Reggio-Emilia, and it is formed into large wheels. How much does a typical wheel of this cheese weigh? |
A. 24 pounds B. 48 pounds C. 72 pounds D. 100 pounds |
5. Match the sauce to the region with which it is associated. |
Alfredo Pesto Carbonara Marinara |
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Campania Lazio Emilia-Romagna Liguria |
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6. What is the oldest Italian restaurant in the U.S.? |
A. Fior D’Italia, San Francisco B. Rao’s, New York C. Maria Aloise’s, Bayonne, New Jersey D. Nonna Lucia’s, Providence |
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And I didn’t even get to the wine. Answers next week. Feedback to [email protected]. —Michael Tomasky, editor |
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