Multiple Casualties Reported In San Bernardino Mass Shooting, Wonder If Guns Were Involved

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•  Surprise! Planned
Parenthood shooter
 super into Jesus, adultery, lady-beating.

• New
Louisiana governor
 will fill Bobby Jindal's seat with so much gayness.

• Mississippi
 nice white dad died in police custody from tripping balls, ayup!

• Jeb
 a Bush on his ticket.

• Iowa
 would like to murder some foreigns if that's all right.

• Ben
 remembers that time Ben Franklin gave God a beej.

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