Item one: The differences between Ukraine and Israel |
Joe Biden gave an excellent and statesmanlike speech Thursday night. He laid out the big picture well, tying America’s fate to the world’s. He spoke sympathetically toward the Israelis who have suffered in the wake of Hamas’s butchery, as any American president would. But he also recognized the humanity of the Palestinian people, which not any American president would necessarily do. The best parts were the words aimed at Palestinian Americans and Arab Americans generally: “We can’t stand by and stand silent when this happens. We must without equivocation denounce antisemitism. We must also without equivocation denounce Islamophobia. And to all you hurting, those of you who are hurting, I want you to know I see you. You belong. And I want to say this to you: You’re all America. You’re all America.” And yet, I’m a little bothered by one thing. Biden spoke repeatedly, as he has in recent days, of the defense of Israel and Ukraine as if they were the same thing. In one sense, for the moment, they are. Ukraine was the victim of an attack; Israel was the victim of an attack. The attackers in both cases hold values that democracies oppose and represent the forces of reaction. However, there are some important differences. Ukraine did little to provoke Russia. Vladimir Putin’s puppet was toppled in a revolution because he stood athwart the will of the large majority of the people to establish closer ties with the West. That did not provide Putin with a legitimate reason to start meddling in Ukraine, but it did provide his pretext. More broadly, he insists the whole country is a fiction in the first place, and he’s been invading Ukraine in one way or another for nearly a decade. Israel, on the other hand, has been running a brutal occupation for 56 years and a blockade of Gaza for 16 years. No, I am of course not saying that this history means that Israel in any way “deserved” what happened on October 7. I am saying simply what I’m saying—that the background circumstances of the two conflicts are vastly different. Those background circumstances make the goals in each case very different. In Ukraine, the goal is simple and clear, if quite difficult to achieve: repel the authoritarian invader and help Ukraine maintain its independence with as much of its recognized land as possible. In Israel, the goal is … what? This is what people have been debating fiercely over recent days. Decapitate Hamas? OK. But that’s a really complicated thing to do, given the reality on the ground (all those tunnels). It’s a lot more complicated than pushing an invader back to the status quo borders. |
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And if Israel does decapitate Hamas, what comes next? It’s not like the people who replace Hamas are going to be peace-seeking small-d democrats who accept the existence of Israel. Is Israel to reoccupy Gaza? Nearly everyone agrees that that would be an utter disaster. But how does it not come to that, or something like that, if this war drags on and Israeli soldiers are on the ground in Gaza for some period of time? This leads to a third difference between the two situations, which revolves around the risk involved for the United States. The risk for the United States in arming Ukraine is comparatively low. Yes, Putin is dangerous and not entirely predictable; if someday he’s really cornered, he could deploy a tactical nuke. But he’s probably hesitant to directly provoke the U.S. into confrontation. To do that, he’d have to invade a Baltic state—not impossible, but I suspect not likely. With a military as exposed as his has been, it seems doubtful that he wants war with the most sophisticated army in the world. The war in Israel, though, could spread. That isn’t hard to imagine at all. Hezbollah is armed to the teeth and dedicated to Israel’s destruction. If there’s a long ground war in Gaza, how long is Hezbollah just going to sit there and watch? And if Hezbollah gets involved, that means Iran gets more directly involved. The U.S. on Thursday intercepted three missiles from Yemen that appeared headed for Israel. If Israel is under attack from two (or three) sides and needs help, there is probably only one country in the world that will rise immediately to its defense. We sent those carriers over there for a reason. Finally, there’s one more difference in the two cases: the leaders involved. In Ukraine, we have a democrat who has risen to the historical occasion. If Ukraine somehow wins this war, there will be statues someday to Volodymyr Zelenskiy not just in Ukraine but across the world (unless the world is conquered by its darker forces, which is not alas impossible), emblazoned with his imperishable comment from the early days of the invasion: “I don’t need a ride. I need ammunition.” In Israel … well, you know. We have a corrupt, extremist double-dealer who has spent the year trying to destroy one of the pillars of Israeli democracy so he can stay out of jail. If Benjamin Netanyahu is capable of that, then he’s capable of taking actions here that draw the U.S. deeper and deeper into this conflict, especially given his rising and rampant unpopularity in Israel right now. It’s understandable why Biden, publicly and for now, pairs the two situations. But I hope that privately he and his top foreign policy officials are pushing Israel hard to keep this as brief and humane as possible and when it’s done start talking again about a peace process. Biden has been drawing on his decades of foreign policy experience. Alas, he’s going to have plenty more opportunities to do so. |
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Item two: Jim Jordan’s brownshirts |
What can one say about that jaw-dropping fiasco in the House? The one thing that stands out to me is the threats being received by the Republicans who voted against Jim Jordan. CNN played an audiotape of one voicemail message directed toward the wife of a congressman who apparently voted for Kevin McCarthy. You should give it a listen. “Why is your husband such a pig? Why would he get on TV and make an asshole of himself? Cuz he’s a deep state prick cuz he doesn’t represent the people.… We’re gonna be up your ass nonstop.… Fuck you, fuck your husband.… You’re going to be fucking molested like you can’t even imagine.” And so on. The caller reassures the woman that, since the right is not like the left, all this will be done nonviolently. He has learned well the art of Trumpian doublespeak. I’m not saying Jordan is putting these people up to this. But in a broader sense, he and the movement he is part of have, of course, done exactly that. They have introduced the idea into American politics that violence is an acceptable form of political expression. Jordan helped plan January 6, to some degree or another. That normalized violence. I don’t wish injury on anyone, of course, but I do have to permit myself a small mordant chuckle at the sight of their tactics being turned on their own, as long as no one actually gets shot. That caller’s mention of the violent left is interesting because it highlights again the fascist habit of projection, the constant need to accuse the other side of violence to make their own seem legitimate or insignificant. Marjorie Taylor Greene referred to the peaceful protest in the Capitol the other day—led by American Jews demanding a ceasefire in Israel and Gaza—as an “insurrection.” She said they deserved to be “held in the D.C. gulag.” Yes, really. Were these protesters armed? Yes. With shofars. |
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Last week’s quiz: What’s up, doc? All things Bugs Bunny, because these twentieth-century towering artifacts of American pop culture are getting lost to time, and that makes me sad. |
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1. According to Mel Blanc, what was Bugs Bunny’s accent based on? |
A. A Bronx accent B. A Bowery accent C. A Brooklyn accent D. A combination of Bronx and Brooklyn accents |
Answer: D, a combination. So sayeth Mel here. I’ve never been sure of the difference, and I lived in New York for 20 years. |
2. At the beginning of some cartoons, Bugs would emerge from a tunnel he was burrowing, look around, scratch his head, and proclaim, “I knew I shudda taken that left toin at” where? |
A. Cucamonga B. Kalamazoo C. Albuquerque D. Conshohocken |
Answer: C, Albuquerque. Or as Bugs said, “AL-ba-koi-kee.” |
3. What opera is spoofed in the 1950 cartoon that pits Bugs against longtime antagonist Elmer Fudd, which one list called the best Bugs cartoon of all time? |
A. Rigoletto B. The Barber of Seville C. La Bohème D. Tristan und Isolde |
Answer: B, The Barber of Seville. Hilarious. They did lots of opera spoofs, and in fact this list, which rates “The Rabbit of Seville” number one, thinks the top three Bugs Bunny cartoons are opera spoofs, and I think they’re not wrong. |
4. In 1949’s “Rebel Rabbit,” after Bugs sees a sign setting the bounty for rabbits at 2 cents, he goes on a crime spree to prove that rabbits can be dangerous. Which of the following does he not do? |
A. Sell Manhattan back to Native Americans B. Steal Joe DiMaggio’s bat C. Fill up the Grand Canyon D. Saw off Florida |
Answer: B. He does not steal Joltin’ Joe’s bat. He does all the others. The scene where he saws off Florida is a classic. |
5. Some Bugs Bunny cartoons used racial stereotypes that are unacceptable today. How many have been taken out of circulation? |
A. Three B. 11 C. 17 D. 30 |
Answer: B, 11, although I got this a little wrong—it’s not just Bugs cartoons, but Warner Brothers shorts overall. Having watched them as a kid? That’s far fewer than I’d have thought. |
6. In the 1996 film Space Jam, starring Bugs and Michael Jordan, Bugs performs a rap song. Twenty years later, the composer of the rap was revealed. Was it: |
A. Jay-Z B. Lauryn Hill C. Snoop Dogg D. Notorious B.I.G. |
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This week’s quiz: Meep Meep! And the rest of the Looney Tunes crew, as promised. |
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1. According to MovieWeb.com, who is the second-most-popular Looney Tunes character (after Bugs)? |
A. Sylvester the Cat B. Tweety Bird C. Daffy Duck D. Porky Pig |
2. Speaking of the above four characters, match each to the following signature line: |
“Ba-deep ba-deep ba-deep; that’s all, folks!” “Sufferin’ succotash.” “You’re despicable.” “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!” |
3. This character attended college at Chicken Tech University, where he roomed with Rhode Island Red. |
A. Wile E. Coyote B. The Roadrunner C. Pepe le Pew D. Foghorn Leghorn |
4. What was the skill of Michigan J. Frog, which he refused to show off in front of crowds, much to the chagrin of the homeless man who found him and dreamed of riches? |
A. He was a song-and-dance man. B. He could recite Shakespeare. C. He could do multiplication tables. D. He could imitate Humphrey Bogart. |
5. Speaking of Bogey, the 1941 short Hollywood Steps Out features none of the usual Looney Tunes crew, but caricatures of numerous ’40s Hollywood stars, including Bogart. Who gives Greta Garbo a hotfoot? |
A. Red Skelton B. Harpo Marx C. Jimmy Durante D. Bob Hope |
6. Longtime Looney Tunes director Chuck Jones directed a fascinating wartime propaganda cartoon in 1944 in support of FDR’s reelection, which was paid for by: |
A. The United Auto Workers B. The Communist Party USA C. Jack Warner’s left-wing daughter Barbara D. Prince Aly Khan and Rita Hayworth |
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And now, really, that’s all, folks. Answers next week. Feedback to [email protected]. —Michael Tomasky, editor |
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