Mike Huckabee Youth Outreach: Yelling At Stoners To Go Die In A War

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in the Republican debate
that he'd rather send American kids off to die in stupid wars, before he'd want them to have free college or medical
marijuana. That disgusting asshole. 

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• Huckabee was one. Here
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• Maine
Governor Paul LePage
 eated all your food stamps.


• Dead
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