If Biden Steps Down, Who Comes Next for the Democrats?

By Martin Pengelly

A few ideas for who might step up to succeed the current occupant of the White House.

Inside Trump’s TikTok Plan to Court Hyper-Masculine Men

By Jake Lahut

The former president’s first two videos on the platform he wanted to ban were about mixed martial arts. It wasn’t an accident, though one GOP strategist thinks it is a mistake.

GOP Sen. Hopeful Royce White Owes Over $100K Child Support

By Roger Sollenberger, Mini Racker

The mother of one of the Minnesota Republican’s children provided records showing the former basketball star has not been truthful about his whopping debts.

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Who Will Live Longer—Trump or Biden?

By William Bredderman

By defying the odds so long, the two presidents’ chances of reaching an even more advanced age are better than most Americans, an actuary explains.

Trump Returns to the Scene of the Crime—and the GOP Cheers

By David Rothkopf

Trump was back on Capitol Hill for the first time since the Jan. 6 riot on Thursday, with a GOP fully compliant to his demands.

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Even Brett Kavanaugh Tears Anti-Abortion Lawsuit Apart

The conservative-leaning Supreme Court has slapped down a challenge to the availability of mifepristone, a widely-used abortion pill.

Trump Reveals What He Really (Maybe) Said About Milwaukee

The former president attempted to clarify comments he reportedly made about Milwaukee being a “horrible city.”

Trump Says He Had a Speech ‘Beautifully’ Rewritten by AI

He predicted the technology will spell the end for human speechwriters.

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1.  CEOs Laughed in Trump’s Face at Washington Sitdown: Report

 HAD TO BE THERE

At a private meeting, the former president reportedly relayed a story about workers excited by one of his proposed policies, prompting guffaws from the executives in the room.

2.  Biden SAW His Dog Tear Into Secret Service Agents, Docs Show

 ‘SAFE SHIFT’

A Safety, Health & Environmental officer with the Secret Service asked: “Can we please find a way to get this dog muzzled?”

3.  Tom Brady Roast Spurs End of Gisele’s New Romance: Report

 NOT LAUGHING

Jiu-jitsu star Joaquim Valente didn’t know he was signing up to be publicly ridiculed, according to a new report.

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