Idiot Nevada Lawmaker Michele Fiore Decks The Halls With Guns, Tits, More Guns

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Whew! Now that's out of the way, here are some more stories:


• Carly
Fiorina
 OK with terrorists buying guns, as long as they use them responsibly.


• GOP
candidates
 Jewsplain Jewing to Jewishes. Goes as well as you'd expect, only worse.


• Sarah
Palin
 sad about getting fired, Bristol being whore. You buy her book now?


• Precious
white people
 losing their damn minds over GMO salmon.


• MSNBC: Let's
invade San Bernardino suspect's mom's privacy, for "journalism."


• And finally, the
FBI has finally called
 San Bernardino "terrorism," and Fox News needs a change of shorts.


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