Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, August 20 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ 1 of 2 suspects arrested in connection to deadly Goodyear warehouse shooting ___________________________________________________ Today, August 19 in 1985 The original Xerox 914 copier was presented to the Smithsonian Institute's Museum of American History. Chester Carlson was the man who invented the machine. ____________________________________________________ We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a star gone wrong. --- Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) ____________________________________________________ When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it snaps off or comes out of the ground easily, it was a valuable plant. ____________________________________________________ Not approved! ____________________________________________________ The police in Tampa, Florida have been having a tough time enforcing the new anti-stripper laws because the lingerie studios and massage parlors along US 19, many of who are fronts for private strip shows, will no longer undress for a customer unless the customer undresses first and the police are not allowed to strip while on duty. The police have been unable to get any criminal cases going. Associated Press Newswire ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Tylen Riccalls, 21, Goodyear, Arizona, USA 1 of 2 suspects arrested in connection to deadly Goodyear warehouse shooting Goodyear Police say a homicide investigation is underway after one person died following a shooting at a mattress manufacturer on Aug. 9. According to police, the shooting happened at a factory near Thomas Road and Cotton Lane. The victim is identified as Leroy Gibbs. Investigators say the shooting was an isolated incident and appears to be a targeted execution. On Aug. 16, one of two suspects was identified as 21- year-old Tylen Riccalls. He is accused of murder, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, and drive by shooting. Police say he knew the victim who died after being shot multiple times. Riccalls bond is set at $1.5 million. There is one more suspect outstanding. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: David Re: Why Edge as #2 browser Dear Webby, Always great newsletter each day, thank you. I have a question---If you have Chrome why would you want to use Edge? David Dear David Could be that somebody is curious about whether one browser or the other gets around an ad blocker block. They don't, but people try all kinds of gimmicks. Have FUN! DearWebby ___________________________________________________ A man who smelled like a bar at closing time, flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained and his collar showed some liptsick smears. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say,Father, what causes arthritis?" "It's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man!" "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father, I was just reading here that the Pope does." | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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___________________________________________________ | Today, August 20, in 1741 Danish navigator Vitus Jonas Bering discovered Alaska. 1866 The National Labor Union in the U.S. advocated an eight-hour workday. 1866 It was formally declared by U.S. President Andrew Johnson that the American Civil War was over. The fighting had stopped months earlier. 1882 Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture" debuted in Moscow. 1914 German forces occupied Brussels, Belgium, during World War I. 1918 The British opened its Western Front offensive during World War I. 1923 The first American dirigible, the "Shenandoah," was launched in Lakehurst, NJ. The ship began its maiden voyage from the same location on September 4. 1940 France fell to the Germans during World War II. 1953 It was announced by the Soviet Union that they had detonated a hydrogen bomb. 1955 In Morocco and Algeria hundreds of people were killed in anti-French rioting. 1955 Colonel Horace A. Hanes, a U.S. Air Force pilot, flew to an altitude of 40,000 feet. Hanes reached a speed of 822.135 miles per hour in a Super Sabrejet. 1964 A $1 billion anti-poverty measure was signed by U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson. 1967 A noise reduction system for album and tape recording developed by technicians R. and D.W. Dolby. Elektra Record's subsidiary, Checkmate Records became the first label to use the new Dolby process in its recordings. 1968 The Soviet Union and other Warsaw Pact nations began invading Czechoslovakia to crush the "Prague Spring" liberalization. 1977 Voyager 2 was launched by the United States. The spacecraft was carrying a 12 inch copper phonograph record containing greetings in dozens of languages, samples of music and sounds of nature. 1985 The original Xerox 914 copier was presented to the Smithsonian Institute's Museum of American History. Chester Carlson was the man who invented the machine. 1991 A rally of more than 100,000 people occurred outside the Russian parliament building to protest the coup that removed Gorbachev from power. 1997 NATO troops seized six police stations in Banja Luka that had been held by troops controlled by former Bosnian Serb President Radovan Karadzic. 1997 Britain began voluntary evacuation of its Caribbean island of Montserrat due to the volcanic activity of the Soufriere Hills. 1998 Canada's Supreme Court announced that Quebec could not secede without the federal government's consent. 1998 U.S. military forces attacked a terrorist camp in Afghanistan and a chemical plant in Sudan. Both targets were chosen for cruise missile strikes due to their connection with Osama bin Laden. 1998 The U.N. Security Council extended trade sanctions against Iraq for blocking arms inspections. 2010 The last American combat brigade exited Iraq after more than seven years after the U.S.-led invasion began. 2021 Do smiled. |
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